Hellooooo? Anyone Hoooome?

OK, y'all. I see ya now. I got me one of them fancy tracker devices and have officially Lo-Jacked my blog. I see you folks are stopping by, and I appreciate it. A few of you even manage to wipe your feet by leaving me a comment or two. But for the love of all that is monetary!!! Click on a Google ad or something if you don't plan on leaving a comment. It shows me how much you care...or something. I mean come on people. You don't have to actually buy anything. Just click and I get paid. Gimme a break here, folks. I am going to spend this money on my daughter's education and at this rate all I am going to be able to afford is Sideshow Bob's Culinary Clown College. (Just love their motto..."All our sidekicks are now Deep-fried!")

Don't get me wrong, I love that my blog is even getting read. I figure, I crack myself up so much, I might as well share...and I do enjoy sharing...being a giver and all...So come on in...make yourself at home. Leave a comment or two and if you aren't as annoyingly wordy as I am just click a Google ad and make my day? Pretty please? (At this rate in this economy, the only other way I am going to get by is by going down the street to the strip club and start blinding pervs with my fluorescent white spare tire and my cantaloupes in socks that pass for tits.)

So save a perv, click an ad. This concludes your public service announcement.

Y'all can go back to your regularly scheduled lives now...sorry about that nasty mental image I may have inflicted...you'll get over it. Cheers!