Sometimes I just wish my boobs were velcroed to my body. Then I could just rip em off and set em aside until company came over or I needed to go to Walmart or something.
The benefits also being able to stomach sleep without having to tuck the girls into my pits like some sort of weird new flotation device demonstration.
....the sound of velcro is kinda cool, too....
Friday, September 12, 2008
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It's a lot faster than unscrewing them too. Plus no points to contend with...where does the post go? the body or the boob?
And who said you need boobs to go to the store?
btw...how would one go about "typing" the velcro sound anyway?
I concur. Please come up with this devise. Bras are a pain. going with out is a pain.
Velcro will be the answer.
Sign this bitch up!
I wouldn't mind a velcro system for my pregnant belly either.
sigh, oh how I miss sleeping on my stomach.
I am so with you on this one. Very clever post!
OMG! You are so very brilliant! You are my new hero! Sign me up for the velcro-ta-tas!!!
Oh BTW I'll be in J-ville this weekend, so close yet so far away!
The only problem with velcro is that hair sticks to it easily. Then it's tough to get out...then you really do have hair on your chest. ::sigh:: I give up. ;)
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