Bacon!?!

I was playing with my daughter today and was tickling her and kissing her all over when I told her that she was so cute I could just eat her all up!

To which she replied, "But I don't want to be bacon!"

I was rolling on the floor. It was just so deadpan and she was absolutely serious. She went on to tell me that she tasted like bacon and bacon was yucky. I debated arguing with her that she likes bacon and it is one of the few meats she will actually eat, but I decided to just leave it be. She could argue with a lamp post, and I am just truly no match for her.


It seems the funny in my house is being provided lately by everyone but me. The other night in a fit of niceness (it doesn't happen often) FCB offered to move a dresser for me that I was donating to a needy cause the next day. He took out all the drawers and moved it towards the front door out of my room so that it would be more accessible the next day.

Well the next day dawned bright and early and he woke me up to help him move the dresser to the front porch so it could be picked up. I asked him why he wanted me to help him move it that morning when he did it by himself the night before. His answer was....

"I was younger then."

I can't make this stuff up, people.