Whoever invented Snickers was a genius.

Because those wonderful little bite-sized edible orgasms in a wrapper are the best fucking things ever invented!

Oh, and mad props go to the folks that thought up the concept of letting your freak flag fly and dressing up to go relieve your neighbors of all their candy. Awesome.

So been a little busty...er busy. (typo. left it. made me giggle.)

There was Punk's surgery a couple of weeks ago to remove some teeth. Then we had to party like it was her birthday (it was) in Disney last Tuesday. Best moment of the day? I was watching littlest niece while family trudged through the Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse. I was sitting in my fart cart watching the camel at the Carpet Ride not so randomly spit on people. Not so random, you say Persnickety? Why yes! Yes I said that!

Case in point. A man was yelling at his little boy while his wife walked a couple of paces behind pouting. The whole family looked miserable as shit. This guy was just going at the boy and berating him when all the sudden....

CAMEL SPIT! RIGHT IN THE FACE! BULLSEYE!

I want THAT job. The job where you get to sit in a little booth somewhere with a little red button to squirt all the assholes at Disney. Dream job.

Said asshole was PISSED. He started ranting about how disgusting this and that and sue Disney this and that and blah blah whine blah.

Awesome.

We had a great day. Only sad thing? No pass renewal. FCB told me I was going to be able to re-up my seasonal passes and then called me halfway through the day to tell me I couldn't. Asshole. I swear on my own grave I will have those passes by Thanksgiving even if I have to go out hooking with a sign that says will laugh at your dick for Disney passes.

Anyway.

Lots going on today. Epic battle with Social Security and their phone system. Post office, therapy, grocery store...the usual supermom stuff.

Just thought I would dash off a quick update to let you all know I wasn't dead or lost forever in Disney (I wish!)

Hope everyone is having a non-sucky Monday!