So I am standing in my new kitchen and loading up my new dishwasher (ehembraggingehem) when my daughter comes up behind me, evaluates the situation and promptly proclaims, "Mommy! You're doing it wrong!"
"Doing what wrong, Punk?"
"The dishes! All WRONG!" (At this I am giggling because I have no clue what she is talking about.)
Pad-pad-pad-pad-pad go her little feet as she runs off to the other room, then pad-pad-pad-pad as she runs back into the kitchen and plops down my high heels in front of my feet and then assists me in putting them on.
"There. You have to wear heels while you do the dishes or else Prince Charming will never come to rescue you!" Pad-pad-pad as she runs from the room laughing like a madwoman.
At this point, I was glad I wasn't holding anything breakable because I was near tears with laughter. I continued to load the dishwasher when I hear the little pad-pad-pad come up behind me again.
"Mommy? Where are the jelly beans?"
"We don't have any jelly beans, Punk. Why do you need jelly beans?"
"Because my arm is asleep and that is the only thing that can wake it up!"
I love that my kid can be just as random as I am. Thought I would share the funny with y'all.
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