Monday, March 9, 2009

I have been exposed

Got your attention there, didn't I?

I was actually interviewed over here at Grandy's blog and she posted it for everyone in her bloggy world to scrutinize. Then I got to thinking, (rare occurrence, I know) that when they all get here, if they get here, they only have my road-rage from a few days ago to entertain them.

So I figured I would post something new for you to visually feast on.

Most have you have read in the news lately that Barbie has gone trashy. Your little darling can now express her inner rebel/biker/trailer trash self and get her very own Tattoo Barbie. This Barbie comes with a tattoo gun and little rub on tattoos that you can stick all over her obnoxiously proportioned plastic body. Where you stick her is completely up to you. (Boy did that sound WAAAAY dirtier than in my head just now.)

My little Punk has gone one step farther to broaden Barbie's horizons and has created a whole new playground of KINK for her to enjoy. Observe.

I find these little floozies all over my house in all kinds of compromising positions. Hanging from the vertical blind cord, bound by the ankles to an elephant (don't even get me started on how hard I laughed when I saw this let alone how much harder I cried with mirth when my daughter asked me to help her untie her) or just laying around in various states of undress around the house. I swear if you showed up at my door you would think I was running some kind of nudist/swinger/kink camp for Barbie and her friends. Even funnier? There are no Ken dolls around so all these tramps are having to make due with whatever pachyderms are just hanging around. (My daughter has a thing about elephants. They not only outnumber the Barbies, but at this point, the humans AND the teddy bears.)

So there is a little view into the circus that is life around here. Or at least voyeuristic peep into the shenanigans that Barbie has been up to. I'll try to make sure I get more pictures of Barbie's escapades as she tramps her way through the house. Now I am off to the toy store. Gotta make sure I get my hands on a Tattoo Tramp Barbie before they are all sold out!


Busy Bee Suz said...

Usually children mimic with their toys what they see their parents doing in real life.
I am afraid now. :)
kidding. but DO you have a real elephant???
The punk is a funny girl.

Feisty Irish Wench said...

Is there something you should tell me before we visit your house again?

Persnickety Ticker said...

Nope, left the real elephant in my other purse.

Actually, she would be getting NONE of this from her parents. Because I am pretty sure you would have seen it on the news if a couple of elephants had tried to swing from the vertiblind cords.

That would just be a tragic mess.

Feisty Irish Wench said...

Perhaps you now have a weekly blog feature- "(Barbie)Tramp Tuesday"

Chantelle said...

OK that's really weird because once I read your blog I realized that had a dream about trailer trash barbie, only now I realize it wasn't a dream. Yikes. My thing with Barbie when I was little was that I would pick the ones with the best hair and outfits. But in the end it didn't matter because as soon as I brought them home, I cut off all of their hair, and ripped off all of their clothes :P I had a huge tote uner my bed of 50+ Barbies, and they all looked exactly alike ;)
I LOVED the interview- and learned a few things about you too which is always a plus.
As you asked in my comments, my kids are and 2 (next month), and I would love to meet up for a playdate sometime, or adult lunch as well because I am all about meeting people and Bs'ing :P

Chantelle said...

Oops- meant to say *6* and 2. Apparently I am one of those that can't spell check. HA :)

Grandy said...

HA!!! HAHAHA!!! I love that pic of whore-it-up barbie and the elephant. Not sure what that says about me. :)

tinkguy said...

I found the Barbie series of photos to be very, er, artistic. Maybe there's a little Ellen von Unwerth in them. Some Helmut Newton reverb. I'm interested in seeing more of these photos. Does Barbie take suggestions? Could I arrange a private shoot? Barbie looks very good for 50yrs old. Has she had any plastic surgery? Maybe we could-- Bah, I can't keep from giggling. Cute post.

Momisodes said...

LOL! I'm not sure what's more funny, the pics or the comments here :)

Here via your interview at Grandy's. Loved reading about you!