I have been checking to see what people Googled to get to my blog and the results made me chuckle. I'll share because I care...well that, and it amazes me how many people seem to be allergic to clothes.
25 ways to improve your health. That one gets clicked on more that the rest.
Ticker snarky. Sounds like the name of a band.
Ticker cough. Sounds dreadful. Maybe you should go see a doctor.
"Am I in a coma." I swear someone not only Googled that, but followed it to my blog.
Cranky bastard. I guess I am not the only one plagued with one of those.
"I think I am allergic to clothes." Yeah, me too.
Persnickety. That gets Googled a lot. Then people come here. Yay! Traffic! Don't forget to leave a tip on your way out! (And by tip I mean check out the ads all over the sides of the blog. If only for the giggle factor at what they offer based on what I write.)
And the number one all time winner of the WTFness award...
"I think I have a boil on my ticker and what should I do." First of all, I don't even want to know what YOUR ticker is and how in the hell you have a boil on it. Second, I think you and the allergic to clothes people and the coma patient all need to get to a DOCTOR! STAT!
Proof that there are people in this world that are sicker than I am. In more ways than one.
Now I am just waiting on someone to Google "poop a condo." Cuz you just KNOW someone is going to...hehehe.
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4 comments:
OMG those are hilarious!! How can someone seriously think they are in a coma and google it! I must meet them :)
um... maybe the person with a boil on their ticker misspelled pecker? And now I am having pain, can you imagine that doctor visit? "We'll need to lance it" Agghhhhhhh!!!!!
You get way better Googlers than I do! I have to start being more creative! Although "MILF" gets me some good hits...
bwahahaha I bet your google stats are waaaay better than mine. Mine is very much a mom-blog with a little entertainment thrown in - usually at my expense.
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