OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!
Attention drivers: Please put down the sandwich/cell phone/muffin/hooker/Sonic Slush/cell phone. Also notice that the current speed limit is a posted 45 MPH. That doesn't mean 4MPH OR 5MPH OR even 4+5MPH, (though I am giving your tiny brains waaaay too much credit for being able to add simple numbers) it means accelerate until that little dial on your dash matches the numbers posted on the little sign.
Thank you.
This has been a public service announcement.
A Persnickety Ticker...obviously not mine, though.
Anyone know where I could rent one of these?
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6 comments:
You would cry if you had to drive on Long Island roads. On the bigger roads/highways, there's always one lane of old people/stupid people driving incredibly slowly. There's another lane of people driving like complete jerkfaces, revving their ghetto engines and weaving in and out of traffic. And then there's usually one more lane that seems to attract everyone else--you know, the drivers who are NOT totally annoying or maniacal. There are SO many days when I just refuse to leave the house just because I don't want to put up with the other drivers out there!
Amen Sister. Amen.
ummm but can I breast feed my baby and drive??? I saw that one on the news recently.
It can be annoying. I know.
Do you guys have the snowbirds up there too? They are driving me bananas...they have NO WHERE to be. so they peddle.
I have said the same thing. I mean if you're going to cut in front of me, at least use the f'n GAS PEDAL! Cmon, be fast on the clutch people!
road rage is experienced by the sanest of drivers these days... they need to make a lane (like a bus lane) for all the stupid people out there. there are some that would actually be dumb enough to use it i bet.
werd verf: ingaliz:if yer gunna liv here, yew need to learn ingaliz....or know how to press "one"
More skinny pedal!! MORE SKINNY PEDAL ON THE RIGHT!! ;)
Hey, I've got my spotlight up on you. Sorry I didn't get it up until tonight. (wait...that sounded a bit dirty...but good) ;)
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