Monday, July 21, 2008

Life Backwards

I want to live my next life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally hell on wheels, and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions. Central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm...



While I realize this is a recycled email, it makes me smile every time I read it and I wanted to share. Life is stupid busy lately, and I am hoping it will get back to normal soon. Especially since I hate cleaning and organizing as well as working. What can I say...I am lazy and disorganized by nature and Chaos is my happy place. Oh how I miss it.

2 comments:

The Girl Next Door said...

My friends and I talk about this all the time. Being born at 80? Pretty cool. Being born at 12? "Oh geez I'm pretty fu*&ed"

tysgirl said...

Anything that finishes up with an orgasm would have to be good.