Monday, July 28, 2008

Periods are a joke.

I was just stopping by my blog tonight to take a look at my traffic and see where everyone was coming from when they landed on my blog, and I caught a glimpse of my Google ads and what they were all about and just couldn't help but laugh my ass off, and then blog about it. Now I know not everyone gets the same ads, it changes randomly and is sometimes loosely based on what I write about...but tonight, my ads were about jokes and menstruation.

Heavy periods got you down? Have jokes sent straight to your cell phone!

BWAHAHAHAHA! I know that my friends are going to get a little kick out of that. As for me, I don't get periods and I pay a pretty penny every few years for that phenomenon not to take place. Simply put, I love my IUD. No babies. No blood. All for the bargain price of $1000.00 every 5 years.

On a different note. I see that a bunch of people are googling my 25 ways to improve your health. It was an email, folks. I just deconstructed and reconstructed it so it would be blog friendly. I am not healthy. Nor do I have any Zen wisdom on how to be healthy. My idea of healthy is being able bodied enough to get off the couch and get to the Ben & Jerry's in the freezer. You want health tips? Get off the damn treadmill and go have sex. It burns the same amount of calories and has the added bonus of at least one person having an orgasm.

Now if you will excuse me. I am off to enjoy my healthy orgasmic experience with a couple of guys named Ben and Jerry.


tysgirl said...

Sometimes I like to invite their cousin Little Debbie to join in the fun :)

Big Mama said...

Hey, Ben spoke at my graduation from high school as a young entrepreneur. He said the F word and sent the parents and clergy in to a tailspin! It was awesome.

I love your lighthearted post, thanks for the smile this morning.