Monday, March 31, 2008

Out of the Mouths of Babes and Smartalecs

I climbed into the shower this afternoon because it was high time I shaved these fur trees masquerading as legs (all you ladies know what I am talking about 'cause you know damn well you have been there at least ONCE in your lives) and as I am getting out, my daughter is standing there in the bathroom staring at me with the oddest expression on her face.

"Mommy, I think you're very wet," she says.

"Yes, Punk, (short for punkin) I think that is what happens when you take a shower," I reply.

"And ya' know? You're kinda naked, too."

I fell in the shower from laughing so hard.


Another conversation that took place today...and remember, she is only 4. (Going on 13)

"Mommy, my boobies are too small."

"They'll get bigger Punk, trust me on this. Genetics has a sense of humor that way."

"Mommy, your boobies are too big."

"Yes honey, I agree with you." (Last measurement was 48 H)

"What's inside them, Mommy?"


" balloons! Don't pop 'em, Mommy!"

(more uncontrollable laughter) "I'll try not to, Baby."

1 comment:

tysgirl said...

I had a kid once that felt the stubble on my legs and told me my legs were broken.

Kids are brutally honest.