Thursday, April 30, 2009

Curiouser and Curiouser or Eat Me.

Ever get that persistent nagging sensation to TORTURE AND STAB A FAT, DUMB, CRANKY-ASSED, STUPID MUTHER-FUCKIN' BASTARD with grilling utensils?


Just me then?

Well alrighty.

Ever have one of those days where you just want to curl up on that mushroom with the Caterpillar from Alice In Wonderland and totally bogart off of his hookah and ignore the rest of the world?


Just me then?

Well alrighty.


Anonymous said...

Yes; it's not just you. And Hell yes; you are not alone.

Not today though for me. Instead can I hide your sharp pointy objects and pass you a quart of Ben & Jerry's? With a wooden spoon... it doesn't dent the wall when you hurl it.

Yah, you're right, it does if you throw it hard enough. My aim sucks though!


One Reader said...

Ooh, can I curl up on your mushroom? You won't have to bogart though, I share. :-)

Busy Bee Suz said...

So I take it you are not having a good day? I seriously have Psychic powers.

Feisty Irish Wench said...

Well it depends what is in the hookah

oddchance78 said...

Oh, yes I do, all the time... I have a sticky note that reminds me "it is ILLEGAL to stab people for being stupid"
And yes, I do believe that hanging out on the mushroom would be rather pleasant.

ChiTown Girl said...

I SOOO wish I were there right now! I'd happily join you in both activities!

Chantelle said...

Where can I partake in these activites? It sounds quite fun!

I hope your day tomorrow is better :(

Meuse said...

bwahahahahahaha!!!! you arent alone sistah! oh, i just dropped the fruit off at the bus station with a ticket to delaware and left her there. i hope she does alright.... goin to bed. gotta move it move it move it tomorrow. mickymouse town here i come!

Roxanne said...

I laughed my a** off! I'm just starting to read your blog and am thoroughly enjoying it! Thank you for the laughs!