Thursday, June 19, 2008

Can of Whoop Ass.

I am fiercely loyal and protective of my friends. Ask any of them. I will defend them to the edge of sanity and back. You mess with them, hurt them, break their heart, or in any way make them suffer, and I will come after you with all that I have in my arsenal. That includes ALL the voices in my head, the dust bunnies under the bed, the elves that live in my closet, and all their clown friends that live on their t-shirts. I will even sick all the stuffed animals and McDonald's toys on you that I have in my house...and that my friend, is a HUGE army. Be afraid.

*on a personal note, all the medications that I am on due to the monster-trucking episode with the dump truck last Monday, have been doing a WONDERFUL job. I am hardly feeling any pain right now!


Meuse said...

have i reminded you lately that yer muh best friend, an i love you!??

Feisty Irish Wench said...

We all live on the precipice of sanity...and it's way more entertaining when you have all those nifty voices.

UmassSlytherin said...

:) this made me laugh out loud.