Friday, September 12, 2008

Bra Optional

Sometimes I just wish my boobs were velcroed to my body. Then I could just rip em off and set em aside until company came over or I needed to go to Walmart or something.

The benefits also being able to stomach sleep without having to tuck the girls into my pits like some sort of weird new flotation device demonstration.

....the sound of velcro is kinda cool, too....

6 comments:

Feisty Irish Wench said...

It's a lot faster than unscrewing them too. Plus no points to contend with...where does the post go? the body or the boob?
And who said you need boobs to go to the store?
btw...how would one go about "typing" the velcro sound anyway?

Suz said...

I concur. Please come up with this devise. Bras are a pain. going with out is a pain.
Velcro will be the answer.

tysgirl said...

Sign this bitch up!

I wouldn't mind a velcro system for my pregnant belly either.

sigh, oh how I miss sleeping on my stomach.

Lilly's Life said...

I am so with you on this one. Very clever post!

Big Mama said...

OMG! You are so very brilliant! You are my new hero! Sign me up for the velcro-ta-tas!!!

Oh BTW I'll be in J-ville this weekend, so close yet so far away!

Grandy said...

The only problem with velcro is that hair sticks to it easily. Then it's tough to get out...then you really do have hair on your chest. ::sigh:: I give up. ;)